She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
