I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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