Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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