It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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