So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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