it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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