It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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