Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i now understand why vodka
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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