Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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