dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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