I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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