i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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