I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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