i think my mom watched the whole time
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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