i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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