needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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