I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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