brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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