I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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