literally had 100 drinks last night.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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