I like my sex mixed with concussions.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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