so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
