i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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