I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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