Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
