ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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