when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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