U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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