Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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