Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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