In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
