Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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