question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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