remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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