So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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