i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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