don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
