I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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