Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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