No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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