its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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