He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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