I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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