Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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