Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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