Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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