Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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