cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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