he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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