god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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